(Source: livetomakeadifference)
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
this douchenozzle manages to crash a plane in the middle of the goddman ocean and then finds the underwater equivalent to detroit, michigan
Some bitch fucks about, takes pictures of aliens, and takes care of some brats.
Eighteen douchebags try to kill each other at the command of some crazy bitch with a bad haircut and a microphone.
Three bitches who wear the weirdest clothes fuck around cartoon worlds until one of them gets his body taken over by an old man, one of them goes in a coma, and the other is stuck in oblivion. Have I mentioned this is a Disney game? You know DISNEY? Happily ever after and all that shit?
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
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the snack that smiles back
children
(via consultingcuttlefish)
i dont think these razor companies think out these commercials very much i mean imagine someone punches you an their fist explodes into water no even worse imagine you punch someone and your fist explodes into water what a traumatic life experience
(via whatisagorman)
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Mermaids have no tears??? Pirates of the Caribbean 4 lied to me!!!
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(Source: toocooltobehipster, via geektasticliciousness)
look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
i like the booty
oh what a booty
(Source: canadumb, via thewinkman)
OMFG
(Source: dolanposts)
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I love that this is a message in a popular cartoon.
A “children’s” cartoon for that matter
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